1. The drama king: Usually goalkeepers that act as if they just stopped the fastest ball in the world when all they did was save a really weak shot from a striker.
2. The actor: Players who fake an injury to get the opposing player a foul or a card.
3. The "professional": The player that intends to do a complicated skill and fails...
4. The Torres: The players who successfully passes the goalkeeper and misses the open goal...
5. The motivational speaker: Basically the captain of the football team thats gives a speech and motivates the whole team...
6. The goalie: The goalkeeper that lets the ball enter the goal post because of a silly mistake.
7. The boys: Football players that get distracted easily by anything and completely forgets about the game.
8. The stripper: The player that strips when he scores a goal.
9. The snacker: The football player that bites usually to get pass his marker.
10. The offside: The defender that calls an offside to avoid the opposing striker that got pass him from striking.
11. The Zidane: The player that physically hits another player out of rage...
12. The one man show: The player that doesn't pass and fails to do what he intends to...
13. The celebrator: The football player that celebrates excessively after he scores a goal. Like doing backflips...
14. The bend it like Beckham: The free kicker who does banana kicks very well.
15. The sweaty dude: The player that sweats like a pig so that the opposing players avoid him in every match...
This is an interesting take on 'lists'. I enjoyed reading it!
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