How To Play Dota 2!!!!

Step by Step Instructions to Not Look so Crappy 

Step 1:Go Play With Bots 

You are still bad... Don't act cool by playing PvP like you are a champ.

Step 2: Keep Calm, Its Just a Game. 

Haters gonna hate, but that doesn't mean you got to rage. (Its just a GAME)

Step 3:When Your Team Starts to Lose. Run to Enemy Territory. 

They're going to wait for you to spawn , then they're going to kill you and repeat it on your teammates. What's a little harm with running away?

Step 4: Pick The Same Hero Every Match.... 

It annoys everybody.. That's why I love to do it. :D

Step 5: Yell at People With Their Own Language. 

They're going to scream words like "bobo", "kappa" and some others..... It gets annoying and it's fun to watch people as they get mad.

Step 6:Enjoy The Game 

Follow these amazing steps and you won't think Dota 2 is boring.

Step 7: Repeat above over and over if you lose. 

When you fail, try and try again. From the beginning that is.......